I am the nicest person in the world....

My sister said so. Normally I'd demur and say, "Oh no, I just like helping out." (Which is true.) But look what I helped do yesterday, out of the goodness of my heart and because I really really like my sister, plus I feel sorry for her when she has to do this without outside help.


I really am the nicest person in the whole world.

As a side note: You know it's cold out when you stick your hands inside a very recently dead turkey in order to loosen the innards and pull them out, and instead of thinking, "This is SO gross," you think, "Aaaaaaaah. Now my hands are warm."