I'm changing my name....

"Momma!"

"What, bunny?"

"Momma!"

"What?"

"Momma!"

"What?"

"Momma!"

"What?"

"Momma!"

"What?"

"Momma!"

"What? What do you want, honey?"

From now on I will be known as "the parent formerly known as Mom."

The symbol for my name will look suspiciously like a small child with duct tape over his mouth.